Maxim Shanahan reporting for Justinian from the Palace of Westminster … PMQs … Paedophilia top of the agenda in the Commons … Mandy goes pantless … Upstream and downstream of politics and the weather

A tipple at the Seven Stars with Roxy Beaujolais … Holborn on a high … Keir crumbling … Clearing the backlog without juries … Sharia law beckons … British values in turmoil … Bright hopes in Oz for beleaguered Brits … Field notes from Maxim Shanahan

Summertime – And the living’ is easy … Votes for 16-year olds … Paralegal’s theft by pen … Spy helping British intelligence from his job at Border Force … Super-injunction comes out of the shadows … Feed them strawberries and cream … Floyd Alexander-Hunt files from Blighty

Sizzling in the Old Dart … Story of the complaining law graduate … Tattle Life brought to book … Beckham family feud over royal gong … Floyd Alexander-Hunt’s postcard

Weather report … Starmer sinking … Farage rising … Fake law firm … Fake cases … NHS employee cleans up with woke case for hurt feelings … Floyd Alexander-Hunt files from Blighty

Voting at Australia House … Polling at the Vatican … Holding down three public service jobs at once … LibDems want to tone down the noise … How to foul-up a cover-up … Floyd Alexander-Hunt on the case in Blighty

Holiday season … Mother’s Day, Lent, Chocolate … Publisher wants money from Russell Brand for unpublished books … Paralegal accessed forbidden documents to qualify for legal training contract … Birthday card payout … Floyd Alexander-Hunt files from Blighty

Law n Order in Blighty … King invites the King for State visit … Grovels aplenty … Magistrate over does the “send him down” … Musos strike an angry chord about AI encroachment … Law shops protect the billable hour … Floyd Alexander-Hunt files