Albania ahoy … Save the flamingoes from Jared and Ivanka … Legislation rescues developers from litigation … Prime examples from WA and SA … Next step, legislation by press release … Procrustes files

Procrustes abroad catches the news about Justice Beech-Jones and associated pile on  … Griffith debating society captured by antediluvians … Endless attacks on Mabo show the real motivations … Piddington and executive screening … Call out the bench stacking brigade

Poor Twiggy … $150 million payable to native title holders after reaping $17 billion from Solomon iron ore … It pays to flout the protocols … The West’s tradition of doing the Blackfella down … Procrustes vents

Robert Frost, Mary Gaudron, and Milan Kundera help Procrustes construct a better policy for dealing with the ISIS children … Bus turnaround 50 miles from base camp … International law and Canberra law … Scrubbing brush applied to the history of family law reform

Clear felling the law … Biodiversity and Conservation … Precautionary approval … Kamikaze litigation … Ministerial exemptions … Killing endangered eagles and butterflies courtesy of Murray Watt … Procrustes fumes

Rusty Crowe as Herman Goering … The stars at Nuremberg … Justice Robert Jackson … David Maxwell-Fife … Herman cheats the gallows … Emptiness at Pioneer Women’s Memorial Garden … Florence on the Torrens … Regrettable cancellations in the name of unanimity … Procrustes files

Glacial action on Islamic hate “lectures” … Plenty of warnings … Amendments to the Commonwealth Criminal Code left unutilised … Procrustes asks, Where’s Mark Dreyfus when you need him?

Procrustes makes a State visit to Perth … Columnist incandescent about white veterans from the Southern Rhodesian army of parading in Kings Park … Celebration for an outlawed colonial outpost … Multiculturalism in the rear … Adelaide taxis .. And other complaints … Nazism next .. Grump, grump